burn baby burn

I bought an aloe plant!

Why?

Because my hubs burned his nips off!

 

We decided to float around in the pool

and soak up some sun.

Sooo relaxing.

Like most ladides,

I consider myself to be a pretty professional sun bather.

You know,

20 minutes on the back,

flip,

20 minutes on the front,

flip,

so on and so forth.

Even when I fall asleep,

I always wake up for the flip.

I assumed Tyler was also a professional.

He is not.

I assumed he had his own little routine.

He does not.

There we were,

floating in the sun.

After about 4 flips

I was ready for a Popsicle,

so I ran in the house to grab one...

while in the house,

I decided to sit down and enjoy my Popsicle in the AC. 

At some point,

I fell asleep in the recliner...

in the house...

Around 3 o'clock.

I woke up to

"BABE!"

I jumped up.

"How long have you been in here?"

 I looked at my phone.

It was 3:40pm.

"Ummmm 40 minutes?"

 Then my husband came around the corner...

his face, chest, and stomach were burned to a crisp.

Yes.

Just the front of his body.

He had a perfect white outline on his belly where his swimming trunk strings were. 

He never flipped.

He assumed I would wake him up and tell him to turn when I did.

oops.

I flipped 4 times,

every 20 minutes.

That's 80 minutes/1 hour and 20 minutes.

plus the 40 minutes I slept in the house.

That makes 2 hours.

At least he isn't (completely) light pale anymore.

I'm such a good wife:)