surprise!

I believe there are 2 things that are okay to keep secret until marriage.

1.

Your name + the word bed+ the word hog do not need to be used in the same sentence.

Guys like their sleep.

So the possibility of not having a glorious night's sleep,

could be detrimental.

Just don't bring it up.

If he happens to see you while you're sleeping,

and comments on how you "take up the whole bed..."

Your reply should be

"Oh, hehehe...."

I put hehehe instead of hahaha on purpose.

hehehe is all innocent and cute.

Do the hehe, not the haha.

Bate that hook.

2.  

 Even though it's going to be tough,

keep your legs shaved through the entire dating/engagement phase.

I know, I know.

It sucks.

But listen to me.

Are you listening?

Keep them as smooth as a newborn baby's bottom.

There is no need for him to see what your legs really look like 99.9% of the time...yet.

Reel him in.

Here's my theory:

Think of it as a surprise.

Why don't you tell someone about their surprise?

because it would ruin the fun.

So bait the hook, reel him in...

and yell "Surprise!"
and then introduce him to the hairy legged bed hogger he vowed to stay with forever.

It worked for me;)