hibernation lessons.

Well hey there, long lost friends!

I've been hibernating.

You know, 

catching up on sleep...

relaxing...

and eating everything in site.

It feels good!

I've learned some very important lessons during this hibernation.

Here are the top 2.

Lesson #1.

I went on a rant the other day about how crazy expensive razors were.

My Venus replacement heads are like 25 dollars.

So I decided to boycott Venus.

I would buy the 2 dollar disposable razors instead.

Great idea!

The next day, 

I used one to shave my pits.

After the first swipe,

I learned a very valuable lesson:

there is a reason they were 2 dollars...

they do not shave the hair,

they pluck each hair individually.

Lesson #2.

 Hubs had to preach last Sunday.

Saturday night,

he was super nervous.

So being a good wife,

I told him I was going to pray over him.

I leaned my forehead against his forehead,

and away I went.

I prayed for peace, 

I prayed for wisdom,

I prayed for courage,

and before I could pray anymore,

Tyler pulled his head away and started gagging.

I asked him what was wrong,

and his reply was

"Please stop breathing."

lesson:

Don't eat 10 pounds of ranch dip before praying over husband...

apparently your breath will smell like vomit.

My hibernation is over,

I have to get ready for the in-loves (in-laws)!

I hope y'all have a fabulous day!