poo on you, MTV!

Hey y'all!

Have you seen West Virginia's amazing debut on MTV???

It's called BUCKWILD

(also known, by many, as the redneck Jersey Shore)

and I'm totally one of the main people on it!

(don't be jealous of my face-in-hole bod)

 JUST KIDDING.

The show makes me cringe.

If you watch it, and enjoy it....don't tell me about it.

It's just building on the typical "West Virginia" stereotype that the media has given us.
See,
whenever something newsworthy happens here,
the news crews don't interview the normal looking West Virginians
(ie. about 96.4% of us).
Nope...
instead, they hike miles into the woods and interview the creepy person who lives there.
The one-toothed, half naked, hairy, un-showered, person who still uses an outhouse and hasn't seen another human being in 20 years.
And as if that wasn't bad enough,
MTV gave us BUCKWILD.
woohoo!

If you do watch the show,
you will see a lot of things...

 and in case you ever wonder,
I have never done any of the following:

rolled around in mud holes;

squeezed myself in a truck tire and then pushed myself down a hill;

filled the bed of a truck up with water and had a pool party;

dressed like a prostitute

(meaning, I've never worn shorts or shirts that allow others to see my nips and hootie);

and lastly, I've never had to have every other word that comes out of my mouth "bleeped."

  

 I'm pretty sure the people on that show are the only ones who act like that...

and all I've got to say about them is

bless their hearts!