Pit Hair

All pits have hair.

Boy pits.

Girl pits.

They all have hair.

BUT

We girls have confused the poor boys.

We shave it off,

therefore

They think it is nonexistent.

I have learned...

Boys are VERY literal.

And they don't ask questions.

They just assume.

So in their minds,

they just assume we have hairless pits.

That brings me to this morning.

I hit the snooze button about 5 times.

The last time my alarm went off I decided I should probably get up.

Then BayLee started his morning stretches beside me.

It looked like a fabulous idea,

so I joined him.

I was in mid, full body stretch

with my toes pointed and my arms above my head

when Tyler rolled over.

His face was within an inch of my armpit.

When he opened his eyes

he identified his surroundings

and quickly scooted back.

His face was covered with fear.

I feel like I should tell you all that I am growing my pit hairs out...

I have an appointment to get them waxed.

Yep.

Waxed.

I've been growing them out for about a week

so they are currently flowing in the wind like Fabio's hair.

Ok.

 Back to this morning.

He couldn't look away from my armpit.

I was confused at first.

I had forgotten that I had footlong hairs under there.

Babe, what are you looking at?

......what is under your arm?

I looked under my arm and quickly put my arms down.

Are you talking about the hair?

You have hair under your arms?

Well yeah.  I'm growing it out so I can get it waxed.

Growing it out?

Yeah..  I'm going to get it waxed instead of shaving it.

When?

Next week.

Good.

Poor Tyler. 

He was horrified.

He had no idea.

I never knew I needed to tell him that I shave my armpits.

If I ever tell him that in addition to the pit hair,

I also have a stache on my upper lip and a forrest above my eyes,

he might have a heart attack.

I think I'll just let him find out about the my stache and forrest on his own, too.

I'll let you know how my pit wax goes...
I've never had it done before.
I'm positive it will feel like someone lit them on fire.
But they say that waxing will make them grow back fewer and finer.
So it might be worth the pain.
We'll see.

If you have ever had yours waxed or even if you haven't...
let me know how you feel about it, haha.

It's almost Friday!