unpoppable

There are three things that make me cringe by just saying them.

paper cuts, under the skin zits and hot air balloons.

Today,

I'm going to talk about under the skin zits.

Because I currently have one.

And it makes me angry.

It is SO SORE.

Every time I have one,

I end up making a random fluke facial expression,

that pulls on the zit and makes it very, very angry.

It takes me by surprise,

and I grimace from the throbbing, stinging pain.

Instead of avoiding that facial expression,

I find it necessary (from that point, on) to make it (and grimace) every 5 seconds.

The expressions are extremely unnecessary, unnatural and unattractive.

Here are some examples:

please excuse my XXL nostrils

the hubs said he does it, too

Also,

those suckers are unpoppable.

You try to pop it,

and after the first squeeze,

it feels like you just stabbed yourself with a knife.

Even though I KNOW they can't be popped,

I still try.  Every time.

Why?

Why do I continue to squeeze them?

Why do I continue to make terrible facial expressions?

I have no clue.

Maybe I'm a weirdo..

or maybe I'm normal?

Either way,

this is what I look like right now

under the skin zits are the devil!