3.20.2013

moldy bagels

YOUR HORMONES GO CRAZY WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT!
I've heard this line more times than I can count.
Every time it was said,
I gave a complimentary laugh and thought they were exaggerating.
Until the moldy bagels.
Tyler and I were standing in the kitchen,
having a pleasant conversation,
 when they caught my eye.
Moldy bagels.
Suddenly,
the conversation changed.
 me: Seriously, TYLER!?
Tyler: what???
I grabbed the bag and held it up.
me: THE BAGELS! 
Confusion filled his face.
me: The bagels are MOLDY.
Tyler: ....
me: Why can't you eat them BEFORE they mold?!
Tyler: ....
My eyes filled with tears.
me: OK, fine. Just stand there. Don't say anything. Just keep letting them get moldy.
Tyler: ....

At the time,
I felt that I had a very legitimate reason for my anger.
I mean,
the bagels were moldy.
Definitely legitimate.
How dare Tyler not eat them before they molded.
How dare he just LET them mold.
Legitimate.
 ...

Moral of the story?
Your hormones do go crazy.
Just ask Tyler about his moldy bagels.
He'll tell you all about it.
 
    

21 comments:

Amanda said...

Hahahaha hilarious girl!! :)

MarieL said...

They totally do.
All I wanted was a darn pickle from the jar in the fridge but I couldn't get the jar open it was brand new I just stood there in the kitchen crying over the jar of pickles I couldn't open my son is 9months now & I still have that jar of pickles unopened...

Rekita Nicole | Her and Nicole said...

lol! im laughing, because I completely understand, i am pregnant too...I went ballistic because my husband spilled a drop of milk on the counter after I cleaned up the kitch and just walked off like it didn't happen...I was infuriated, and I almost could have killed him, lol. I brought up stuff from the past...i was in tears and ended the conversation with "You just dont love me!" lol

Nicole said...

New follower here!

HAHA! Been there, done that. Thanks for the laugh!

nicole

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Rachel said...

Oh wow--now that's a story that, while I'm sure it was very serious at the time, is an awesome one to look back at and laugh about!

Sally said...

HAHA!! So funny!!

Hormones go totally WHACK after you give birth too. I was a mess. I cried in to my dinner plate every night about the most raannnddomm nonsense. So be ready for that :)) More fun on the way :))

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