4.06.2013

my life in a picture

I want to show you a picture that describes my current life, perfectly.


 Right before this picture was taken,
my husband was like
Oh babe those look cheese fries look SOOOOO good, I'm going to eat one.
...
112 days ago,
 that would have been no big deal.
112 days ago,
I would eat half of my food and he would get the rest.
He liked that.
But something has happened that continues to blow my mind on a daily basis.
The little 4 1/2 inch human is HUNGRY...
which means this mama is HANGRY.
At this point,
trying to take a bite of my food
is as dangerous as swimming with a shark while your nose bleeds.
If you look at my facial expression,
he was approximately 2.5 seconds away from death.

The other thing that sticks out in this picture is my cleavage.
I have never used the words my and cleavage in the same sentence.
I have no idea what to do with it.
I see girls all the time who show cleavage,
and I never think anything of it.
But my new cleavage makes me feel like I'm standing in public butt naked.
What isn't helping this situation is the fact that my newly grown cleavage is also a new sight for my family.
What are those?
Audie...oh my.
Autumn, have your...?
Where did those come from?
My lack of boob-age has been a common topic of the family for years.
My new boob-age has now taken center stage.


Have a fabulous weekend!


7 comments:

Amanda said...

Hahahahaha!!!! Hilarious.. Both items up for discussion. :) we're the same person when it comes to lack of and family discussion... Except I'm still at the lack of point ;) hahahaha. Okay that's enough. Love you friend!

Amber @ My Life in High Heels said...

This is awesome! Love this post too funny. Happy Saturday

Life as a Bird said...

hahaha This post cracked me up! You are adorable!

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Rachel said...

you are too funny!
my friend and I like to quote Friends "Joey doesn't share food!!".
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