9.19.2012

surprise!

I believe there are 2 things that are okay to keep secret until marriage.

1.
Your name + the word bed+ the word hog do not need to be used in the same sentence.
Guys like their sleep.
So the possibility of not having a glorious night's sleep,
could be detrimental.
Just don't bring it up.
If he happens to see you while you're sleeping,
and comments on how you "take up the whole bed..."
Your reply should be
"Oh, hehehe...."
I put hehehe instead of hahaha on purpose.
hehehe is all innocent and cute.
Do the hehe, not the haha.
Bate that hook.

2.  
 Even though it's going to be tough,
keep your legs shaved through the entire dating/engagement phase.
I know, I know.
It sucks.
But listen to me.
Are you listening?
Keep them as smooth as a newborn baby's bottom.
There is no need for him to see what your legs really look like 99.9% of the time...yet.
Reel him in.

Here's my theory:
Think of it as a surprise.
Why don't you tell someone about their surprise?
because it would ruin the fun.

So bait the hook, reel him in...
and yell "Surprise!"
and then introduce him to the hairy legged bed hogger he vowed to stay with forever.
It worked for me;)

19 comments:

Jennifer said...

ha story of my life

Rhiannon said...

Haha! Sucks for Steve - We aren't married yet and I already do that :-P

Nikki said...

Haha hubby and I moved in together pre wedding do he knew. Great idea though!

Kristina from Everything Changes said...

Haha, yeah...this is pretty much exactly what I did. ;)

Lauren Cooper said...

I laughed through this entire post!! And I needed a good laugh! You are too cute!

Kristin said...

Hahaha (or should I say "hehehe"!) Soo funny. Love the drawing, too!

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Veronica Lee Burns said...

haha this is hilarious! LOVE IT!

SarahJane Miller said...

hahah I love this post! I just found your cute blog and I am excited to read more! I would love for you to follow along if you'd like :)

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Lindsay said...

Oh Goodness - your blogs crack me up!!!

-Lindsay
www.lindsay1128.blogspot.com

Sarah @ Scissors and a Whisk said...

LOVE the drawing, lol!

My hubby has super callused hands so he claims to not feel my prinkly legs lol. :) Gotta love him.

Audrie Is... said...

ah! I just randomly found your blog and noticed we had a few things in common--puppy love, planning a wedding, and even your blog header I almost used awhile ago! Crazy :)

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