Twinkle Toes

Let's back track.
Back to last Wednesday night.
Tyler and I were watching a movie.
Since I have a problem and can't stay awake during movies,
I decided to sit up on the couch and paint my fingernails.
As I was painting them,
Tyler laid down and threw his feet in my lap.
While doing so,
he knocked my arm and made me paint my whole finger.
He looked quite comfy,
  so I let him keep his feet there.
Since his toes were right in my face,
I couldn't help but notice the large talons growing on them.
 My husband has very nice feet for a man.
His heels are as soft as a baby's bottom and his toes are perfectly proportioned.
The talons.
Oh the talons.
I'm not sure why he waits until his toenails are 10 feet long before he decides to cut them...
so I'm exaggerating.
they have gashed my leg during the night on more than one occasion. 
I have scars.
The temptation was too much to handle....
I painted all of the toenails on his left foot pink.
I thought he would see me.
I thought he would feel it.
But he didn't.
So I decided to keep the secret and tell him later.
I forgot.
He never noticed.
And Sunday morning...
He wore flip flops.
Not just any flip flops...
Manly dark leather flip flops with a hint of camo.
When the music was over,
he walked off stage,
sat beside me,
and I happened to look down.
And to my surprise..
His left toenails were STILL PINK.
 So all through the sermon,
I sat there.
Contemplating how to break the news.
After church, 
I just straight up told him.
You didn't.
I did.
He looked down.
You did.
I did.
Wednesday night.
I love you?

Guess what.
It's Monday night.
And his toes are still pink.
I mean,
after almost 11 months,
I give high fives for "number twos" and he enjoys painted toenails?
I feel like I should be worried.
I hope your weekend was perfect!


Val said...

that is crazy that you painted them on Wednesday and he didn't notice till Sunday!!

Chloe said...

That's a man for you! lol. They don't notice very much about themselves. But it's awesome that he didn't freak out!

Laura Wilson said...

My boyfriend is the SAME WAY. I know what he's doing when he starts trying to be sweet but has an evil look...he's trying to cut me with his toenails. I could kill him. Those talons HURT!! But kudos for you for painting them, I wouldn't be able to even get close without C noticing.

Tricia said...

What a great story!

Rachel said...

haha! My husband has told me before that I can paint his toenails whenever I want to. :P Probably because he always wears closed toe shoes at work and other important places. I haven't taken him up on the offer yet, though...
And I always paint my nails during movies. It's the only time when I'll sit still long enough to let them dry!

Mrs. Robinson said...

Haha - this story is epic. I love it. You guys are the funniest couple in the whole world. :) I can't believe he didn't notice! You'd think the pink would have caught his eye since it's something that's usually not there. Haha! Maybe your honeymoon is over, too, sweet girl. Haha :)

Tere Shake said...

that is hilarious! i must do this!

Anonymous said...

hahaa! This was too funny!! :)

Carly said...
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Carly said...

Haha the joys of marriage! We got married the week before you guys!

Just found your blog over at The Little Delights in Life, and can't wait to read more!


Kati said...

Oh, this is so funny! Pink toes! :D I think you've found a winner.

I just found your blog through The Little Delights in Life. I think I'll come back again!


andy brienne said...

This is maybe the funniest thing I've read this morning.

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Eat, Drink and Be Married said...

Haha this post just made my day!
I think all boys have a thing for not cutting their toe nails. I call my boy friends toes his talons as well!

Missy Ann Rinfret said...

oh my god this is toooo funny! just made me laugh out loud at my desk. new follower! i'm a mrs in the making as well :)! have a good weekend!

Autumn Ingram said...

I know,right???

Autumn Ingram said...

Yep! Lol definitely not observant:)

Autumn Ingram said...

Evil talons! I thought my hubs would notice, too! I guess he was too into whatever movie he was watching. I think it was John Carter or something like that.

Autumn Ingram said...

Boys are so much fun to pick on:)

Autumn Ingram said...

You need to take him up in it;) and same here! That's the only time I sit still long enough, too!

Autumn Ingram said...

Hahaha that's why I was so surprised! I was sure he would notice right off! I actually took it off for him yesterday because he said he didn't know how :)

Autumn Ingram said...

Yes you do!!:)

Autumn Ingram said...

Boys are just too much fun;)

Autumn Ingram said...

That's awesome!!!! Happy early anniversary! Can you believe it's almost been a year?!? It's crazy!! And thank you so much:)

Autumn Ingram said...

Thanks girl!:)

Autumn Ingram said...

I'm so glad!:)

Autumn Ingram said...

Thank you so much!!! I'm going to do that ASAP!! :):)

Autumn Ingram said...

I'm so glad! Hahaha and I'm glad to hear my boy's talons aren't abnormal!

Autumn Ingram said...

Hahaha thank you so much!! I'm so glad you enjoyed it! It's quite a journey,huh?? But so so so much fun!

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