That was cool.

This evening,
I cleaned.
Hard core cleaned.
Jacob informed me that he is bringing his girlfriend to our house on Monday.
I want to be a "cool" (older) married sister...
and having a clean house is cool, right?
Is cool still cool to use?
As I was questioning my coolness, 
I decided to scrub the shower to the Britney Spears Pandora Station.
Is Britney Spears still cool?
After a few songs, 
my inner dancing queen became difficult to control.
I have no dancing ability what-so-ever,
but when Loosen Up My Buttons, by the Pussycat Dolls, came on...
 what did I do? 
I decided to try out all of the provocative dance moves I have seen in music videos,
There I was.
In the shower.
Sponge in hand.
Doing my thang.
Being cool.
That went on for about 5 minutes.
 Then I realized that the bathroom blind was up.
The shower is directly in front of the window-
and unfortunately,
when the blind of any window of our house is up, 
outsiders have a crystal clear view of what's going on inside.
We live by a very popular road.
Someone had to have seen me.
At least I was fully clothed. 
Cool is pretty much my middle name.


Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness, I do stuff like this all the time! I embarrass myself way more than I should haha!

Zia Blue said...

Hahaha, I do this too! And no worries- random dancing is always cool ;)


The Pink Growl said...

too funny! I have done a million things like this so no worries!

Tere Shake said...

ha i hope cool is still cool. or i would be so un-cool. but the cooler word than cool? make sense.
this is hilarious. i hope you can make a super great and cool impression on the girlfriend.

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mel said...

Haha that's awesome, and totally something I would do too.
I'm going to try the Britney station next time, I love dancing around to girlie music like that when I'm cleaning, especially when I'm home alone. I'm pretty sure a clean house would be cool - I mean at least it's loads better than being the 'ones with the grungy house' - right?

The Adventurer said...

Autumn, you are the very definition of cool. It's true!

PS. It's still cool to say cool. Swear. And if it isn't, at least we're together in this!

Ginny said...

I'm the biggest dork and my 9th graders who have now graduated totally think I'm cool :)