Hard core cleaned.
Jacob informed me that he is bringing his girlfriend to our house on Monday.
I want to be a "cool" (older) married sister...
and having a clean house is cool, right?
Is cool still cool to use?
As I was questioning my coolness,
I decided to scrub the shower to the Britney Spears Pandora Station.
Is Britney Spears still cool?
After a few songs,
my inner dancing queen became difficult to control.
I have no dancing ability what-so-ever,
but when Loosen Up My Buttons, by the Pussycat Dolls, came on...
what did I do?
I decided to try out all of the provocative dance moves I have seen in music videos,
There I was.
In the shower.
Sponge in hand.
Doing my thang.
That went on for about 5 minutes.
Then I realized that the bathroom blind was up.
The shower is directly in front of the window-
when the blind of any window of our house is up,
outsiders have a crystal clear view of what's going on inside.
We live by a very popular road.
Someone had to have seen me.
At least I was fully clothed.
Cool is pretty much my middle name.