I bought an aloe plant!
Because my hubs burned his nips off!
We decided to float around in the pool
and soak up some sun.
Like most ladides,
I consider myself to be a pretty professional sun bather.
20 minutes on the back,
20 minutes on the front,
so on and so forth.
Even when I fall asleep,
I always wake up for the flip.
I assumed Tyler was also a professional.
He is not.
I assumed he had his own little routine.
He does not.
There we were,
floating in the sun.
After about 4 flips
I was ready for a Popsicle,
so I ran in the house to grab one...
while in the house,
I decided to sit down and enjoy my Popsicle in the AC.
At some point,
I fell asleep in the recliner...
in the house...
Around 3 o'clock.
I woke up to
I jumped up.
"How long have you been in here?"
I looked at my phone.
It was 3:40pm.
"Ummmm 40 minutes?"
Then my husband came around the corner...
his face, chest, and stomach were burned to a crisp.
Just the front of his body.
He had a perfect white outline on his belly where his swimming trunk strings were.
He never flipped.
He assumed I would wake him up and tell him to turn when I did.
I flipped 4 times,
every 20 minutes.
That's 80 minutes/1 hour and 20 minutes.
plus the 40 minutes I slept in the house.
That makes 2 hours.
At least he isn't (completely) light pale anymore.
I'm such a good wife:)