burn baby burn

I bought an aloe plant!
Because my hubs burned his nips off!
We decided to float around in the pool
and soak up some sun.
Sooo relaxing.

Like most ladides,
I consider myself to be a pretty professional sun bather.
You know,
20 minutes on the back,
20 minutes on the front,
so on and so forth.
Even when I fall asleep,
I always wake up for the flip.
I assumed Tyler was also a professional.
He is not.
I assumed he had his own little routine.
He does not.

There we were,
floating in the sun.
After about 4 flips
I was ready for a Popsicle,
so I ran in the house to grab one...
while in the house,
I decided to sit down and enjoy my Popsicle in the AC. 
At some point,
I fell asleep in the recliner...
in the house...
Around 3 o'clock.

I woke up to
I jumped up.
"How long have you been in here?"
 I looked at my phone.
It was 3:40pm.
"Ummmm 40 minutes?"
 Then my husband came around the corner...
his face, chest, and stomach were burned to a crisp.
Just the front of his body.
He had a perfect white outline on his belly where his swimming trunk strings were. 
He never flipped.
He assumed I would wake him up and tell him to turn when I did.
I flipped 4 times,
every 20 minutes.
That's 80 minutes/1 hour and 20 minutes.
plus the 40 minutes I slept in the house.
That makes 2 hours.

At least he isn't (completely) light pale anymore.
I'm such a good wife:)


Rhiannon said...

Haha, that is terrible for the poor guy! I go red no matter how much time I spend in the water though, so I feel his pain. Sunburn is the worst!

Whitney Leigh said...

hahaha he burned his nips!! that made me laugh. I came pretty close to doing the same thing last month. worst burn of my life. hope he feels better!!

JJ said...

haha love that he burned his nips. I almost choked on my breakfast! Sunburn is the worst.

Chloe said...

Hahaha yes! I love your blog and I get so excited when you post. Lol. You were the first blog that I followed. :). And the hubs... Well it sucks to be him for the next week. Lol.

Rachael {all things beautiful} said...

Ouch!!! That just makes me hurt for him. A bad sunburn is the absolutely worst. Hope the aloe helps! Happy Friday!