Let me introduce you to another embarrassing “married moment.”
I had no idea that nurps existed.
I had no idea what they were.
I was getting ready for work when I felt a burp coming on.
I had eaten onions the night before,
so I knew it was going to be gross.
Right when I was going to let it out,
Tyler came up to me and leaned in for a kiss.
I didn’t want to ruin the sweet moment by saying
Hold on one second; let me burp before you kiss me.
I had an idea.
I would burp (really fast) with my mouth closed.
to silence it.
Tyler would never know.
I finished the burp just in time for the kiss.
But as he came closer to my face,
Oh my gosh, what is that smell?! Did you burp??
How did he know?
I got rid of that burp.
I silenced it.
Like a silencer on a gun.
Even though a silencer silences the shot of the gun…
the bullet still comes out.
I didn’t think about that.
But how did the burp get out?
The nose/mouth/throat are all pretty intertwined.
That means when I forcefully exhaled
(after silencing the burp),
it wasn’t just carbon dioxide leaving my nostrils.
It was also my burp stink.
I nurped right in my hubs face.
That’s not a mood killer at all.
nurp- (noun): the result of silencing a burp and exhaling through the nose