7.30.2012

I've been waiting for you...

We had a yard sale from 8-noon on Saturday.
We made 100 dollars.
It was a good day.
I was munchin on some cottage cheese
(really, I was....how ironic.)
when I noticed I had some on the back of my thigh...
I was wearing shorts and I was perfectly positioned in my chair to see the horiffic/grusome/depressing sight.
I officially have cellulite.
I have been dreadfully awaiting it's arrival for years.
Every summer I inspect and pinch...
and I pray that the backs of my thighs will be smooth for one more summer.
But this year,
they curdled.
Either that, 
or someone hit me in the backs of my thighs with a bag of nickles while I was sleeping.
Neither one of those scenarios are good.
Oh womanhood- you just keep getting better and better.

5 comments:

jes @ twosmuppies said...

i jokingly asked chris yesterday if i had cellulite. i know where it is. i totally do. but he actually answered me and told me where it was. so casually. i guess i really am starting to look like the things i eat ;)

Lauren said...

If you ever figure out the mystery of the cottage cheese and how to get rid of it please share! I've had it since high school and cannot seem to shake it no matter how many miles I run or squats I do! Booooo getting old!

Autumn Ingram said...

No doubt. I don't think I'm going to be eating the rest of my cottage cheese tub any time soon. Maybe never. Yeah probably never.

Autumn Ingram said...

Oh I've been googling all day today. I've read about a lot of creams lol. If I decide to use one, I will let you know! Yes, big boo. :(

Rachael {all things beautiful} said...

Oh my, the dreaded cellulite! Oh how I hate it too! I actually posted a beauty tip a few weeks ago about reducing cellulite with used coffee grounds. I tried it at home and it actually worked. It doesnt make them go away permanently but it's a good trick for bathing suit and shorts season!! You should give it a go. It's posted on my blog under beauty!

xoxo