3.26.2012

I Confess...

     
Today, I'm linking up with Mo for Monday Confessional.

I confess- I definitely used my husband's toothbrush this morning. 
 
I confess- today was my first day at my new job, and I showed up 45 minutes early and sat in the parkinglot until I was 15 minutes early.
 
I confess- (this is a long one) I had to do hours of online training today, on things I have already learned, and I began to feel slight boredom.  Each video was about 20 minutes long...and after each video, it asked one question about the video.  I kept answering the questions correctly, and at one point I thought to myself, It's official, I'm a genius.  Then I started the next video.  This one was way longer than the others.  I thought, pshhh, I know this stuff.  So I twiddled my thumbs, pushed back my cuticles, thought about shopping with my momma-in-law this weekend, picked fuzz off of my scrubs, and alas...the video was over, and the one question popped up.  Guess what? I didn't know the answer.  Oh well, I thought.  This is for training purposes, if I get it wrong it will just correct me, no biggie.  I did, in fact, pick the wrong answer. Turns out, it was "a biggie." The computer made a terrible noise, and a message popped up that said, "Sorry, you answered this question incorrectly, you have to watch the video over." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  So I watched it again, and this time, I paid attention.  No fuzz picking.

I confess-  My lunch break was at noon.  I had a salad with poppy seed dressing.  When I got off of work at 5:30, I looked in my rear-view mirror and discovered a poppy seed in between my two front teeth.

I confess- Tyler was putting shoe polish on a pair of his dress shoes last night....and I LOVED the smell of the polish.  I loved it so much that when Tyler was finished, he hid the shoe polish because he was afraid I was and/or would become a huffer.

I confess- I rub my husband's earlobes (in between my pointer finger and thumb).  Some girls twirl their hair, but I prefer this.  I may or may not have a problem.  He said they were sore.  Now I'm on earlobe probation :(
 
 I confess- I cleaned out our refrigerator this weekend.....and I found things, in Tupperware containers, that have the potential to give me nightmares. 

Do you have any confessions to make? ;)

16 comments:

Mo (New on U) said...

These are great! That sucks about the video and the poppyseed, but but funny all the same!

Thanks for linking up!

Melissa said...

haha i agree on the greatness of your confessions! ugh the video thing mustve been SO annoying! i hate online training!!

Shaylynn... I BLAHWG. said...

I confess: I gagged over the toothbrush confession. I loved that you went to work early. I loved that everyone you work with are jerks and didn't tell you about the poppyseed, you'll make friends with a winner who will be the kind of friend who tells you such things. those are the friends you keep.

confession: I haven't washed my hair in three days. Hello dry shampoo, back in the olden days I washed it every other day. Kinda gross, but I'm also POWERFUL now;)

momto8 said...

pretty fun post...stinks about the poppyseed!! oh well..
I am your newest follower..pls follow back if you can.

Autumn Ingram said...

You're welcome! It was fun:)

Autumn Ingram said...

Thanks, haha! Oh my goodness, I wanted to vomit!

The Adventurer said...

Friend, I love this post so much! Showing up 45 mins early is, well, definitely something I would do :) I also sometimes sneakily use boyfriends deodorant because it smells.so.good. Weird? Maybe. Am I ok with it? Definitely! Hahahah

The Pink Growl said...

I am totally that person who shows up for the first day overly early and sits awkwardly in the parking lot!

Montaya said...

Love this post... Your shoe polish confession was hilarious!!!

Little Tiffanista said...

okay all your confessions are too fun! I have so done that with training videos..glad to hear you finally made it through! and the poppyseed thing...ugh! I hate when that happens...cute post! my confession I literally ate almost a whole bag of peanut butter m&m's yesterday....(family size) sooo gross needless to say I have already gone running today and planned for a power walk later. lol!

Xo Tiffany

www.littlemamanista.blogspot

Autumn Ingram said...

haha! Dry shampoo is a beast!

Autumn Ingram said...

Following you back:)

Autumn Ingram said...

I'm so glad I'm not alone!!! :)

Autumn Ingram said...

Thank you!!! haha.

Autumn Ingram said...

Oh my word. Peanut butter m&ms.....SO GOOD. I definitely won't judge you!:)

Jeremy and Megan said...

haah about the toothbrush! I think we have all done that! (hubby's included!!)