Peep Please!

Today I'm linking up with two new blog friends, Crystal and Jes! 

They had a pretty intriguing idea.  It's called Peep Please! This month, the idea was to dump our purses out and show the world what we are hiding in there.  Can you get to know a girl by looking inside her purse? Let's find out!

Chocolate Chip Cliff Bar: I love organic snacks, especially energy bars! I like to pretend to be healthy.
2 packs of UP2U gum: I went through a massive coupon phase about a month ago, and I got 6 packs of this gum for FREE. Yep. Free.
Tic Tacs: Sometimes I want fresh breath without the hassle of chewing.
3 Pepermints:  I think I took these from my church's bathroom, just in case of an emergency.
Deodorant: I always carry a deodorant with me. For when my "pit check" isn't pleasant.
Hand Sanitizer: I hate germs.  Whether or not this works, it makes me feel better...and it smells nice.
Static Guard: One time I wore a skirt that kept sticking in my crack because of static....because of that, I now carry this.
Sun Glasses: always a necessity.
1 Milk Bone with bite off of it, and 2 Mini Milk Bones: Our bank gives us those when BayLee goes through the drive through with me:)
Wallet: Has no cash, just my card.  I never have cash.  Yes, I am that girl who buys a water for $1.06 and swipes her card.
Mace: Because my hubby makes me carry it. AND I watch too many TV shows like NCSI.
Mascara: I am also the girl, you pass, driving down the road who is putting her mascara on with her mouth wide open.
Sephora Lip Gloss and Blistex: Sephora for lip gloss sexy days and Blistex for chap stick not-so-sexy days.
Keys:  I'm actually surprised these were in my purse.  They are usually in my car (locked in) or somewhere else in the great unknown.
Tamps: One from my bathroom, and one from the movie theater bathroom.  I like to be prepared.
Pen: I'm also surprised that there is one of those in there.  I can never find a pen when I need it.
Hair-bow: For when I had long hair.  I have short hair now.  So I guess I'll keep it in my purse in case I hear the "Does anyone have a hair-bow?" question.
Clippers, polish and file: For the quick fix.
Calipers: To read EKGs. I'm not sure why they are in my purse...
Coupons:  Because I like them.
Bouncy Ball:  Because when hubs and I go into Old Navy, he needs to buy one from the big bouncy ball machine...and then he puts it in my purse.
Comb: Because sometimes when I'm out and about, my hair loses it's body...so I give it a boost by teasing it. Don't judge.

Sooo this purse belongs to a girl who's scared of BO, bad breath, and being stolen; who likes to have nice nails and save money; and she owns a dog and has a static butt?  Yep, sounds about right!

There you have it, now you know what's in my purse! Now it's your turn to link up and show us what's in yours!

Hope you are having  an awesome Saturday!