I don't know what to say.
So I'm going to state the obvious...
Which of the following statements is true?
A. Someone got a little tease happy
B. I was allowed to stick my finger in a light socket
C. Joe Dirt is my father
D. All of the above
If you answered "D," sadly, you are probably correct.
If you don't know who Joe Dirt is, I will describe his appearance in 2 words: