On August 6, 2011, I became a wife and the toilet paper fairy.
My poor hubs can't put a roll of toilet paper on the holder, to save his life.
I'm not sure.
Since putting the toilet paper on the holder is my official job, I have noticed that the holder is empty
I buy the HUGE rolls, too. You know, the ones that are equal to four regular rolls?
I usually don't go around asking people how many rolls of toilet paper their house uses per week, I feel like that might be inappropriate, but I think
my house my husband uses more than normal.
Here's the math: if the rolls I buy are equal to four regular rolls, and we go through one roll every two days...that would be (roughly) three rolls per week.
Three (mega rolls) x four (regular rolls) = twelve (regular rolls).
Twelve rolls per week.
I'm pretty sure that's not normal...
I told Tyler that I felt like I was constantly going to the store to get toilet paper.
He told me that I must be imagining things.
Yesterday, the truth was unveiled.
My dad's grocery store has a new coupon machine right by the entrance.
When you go in, you scan your "savings card," the machine looks at your shopping history, and then prints off ten coupons that are related to the items you purchase most frequently.
So I scanned our card, and out came our coupons.
Five of the ten coupons were for toilet paper!
I have my proof and he has accepted his toilet paper problem:)
I may send him to rehab.
Living with a guy is too much fun!