10.22.2012

holy moly.


Yes, those are a pair of my hubs boxer briefs..
and yes, that is a very large hole in the butt..
I  immediately noticed the gaping hole when I pulled them out of the dryer...
I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.
I just didn't understand how in the world that could happen.
That pair was fairly new,
so they weren't just "worn out"
and I know fabric can spontaneously rip...
 but when clothes rip,
it's usually along a seam...
that hole was not along a seam.
(plus, I've never even heard of underwear ripping...I mean, they're stretchy.)
If they had been old, 
or if it had been along a seam,
I wouldn't have been (or be) so confused;
and I definitely wouldn't have laughed like I did.
So in my laughing, confused state,
I held the boxerbriefs,
stuck my hand through the hole,
and pondered on how it got there.
I came up with the following possibilities:

1. Underwear just aren't made like they used to be.
2. It's the new fad...jeans have holes, so why not underwear? 
3. The sonic boom I woke up to a few mornings ago was, in fact, not a sonic boom.
4. He is slowly going commando.
5.  They were laying in the bathroom floor when BayLee came along and discovered a tasty morsel in that particular vicinity.
6. Too much Taco Bell hot sauce.
7. Convenience? 
8. Ventilation?
9. He wears these "holy" underwear on Sundays?

I would bet most of my money on #5...
but all of them are very possible.
Moral of the story is:
 I had no idea it was possible to have a hole that large in the butt of your undies.
My husband teaches me something new every day.

5 comments:

Meg @ Mr.C and Me said...

dog for sure! my husband's old pup used to chew through all the crotch of underwear, pants, shorts etc it's crazy!

Rachel @lifeasMrs said...

lol omgod that is too funny! I'm more laughing on how you describe Baylee discovering the underwear!

Whitney Leigh said...

haha my husband has let off a couple of sonic booms that I wouldn't be surprised in the least if they ripped a big ol' hole in the butt.

that's hilarious.
I like you guys.

Kristina from Everything Changes said...

Hahaha - My money is on the dog, as well. My pups love them some undies for snacks! Drives me nuts.

sydney b. said...

Just found your blog and I love it already. This is hilarious. I once discovered my husband had a huge hole in his pants that he had no idea about. I couldn't understand how he didn't realize it was there!