8.23.2012

Bieber

 My hubs was followed.
He was followed in 2003.
As in stalker followed.
Tyler had something worth millions...
and the stalker wanted it.
They were in the process of making a male teenybopper pop singer...
and all they needed was a hairstyle.
A signature hairstyle, if you will.
The stalker followed Tyler in hopes of decoding the dimensions of his hair
so they could use it on their singer in 2010.
They followed Tyler because they didn't want him to know how badly they wanted his hair information.
They were afraid he would copyright his hairstyle before they could 
and if he had done that,
they would have had to pay him a ton of money to use it.
If Tyler had figured all this out in 2003,
we would be rich right now.
Ladies and gentlemen,
my hubs had the original "Bieber" haircut.

I should have been a detective.


7 comments:

Tricia said...

So it's not Bieber but your husband that I have to blame for all of my male students constantly flinging their heads around to get their hair just so. I swear they're going to break their necks!

Little fun fact: There's a recent phenomenon called "Bieber Eye" in teens.Because of the bieber haircut they often have their hair over one eye, which doctors think is causing a recent string of male teens to get lazy eye in just the one eye that is covered up. Look it up, no joke!

Carlee, Almost Endearing said...

Is this true! So funny if it is. And really crazy too.
Carlee
Almost Endearing

Brit said...

haha too funny! Found your blog via the hop & glad I did. Good laugh. Look forward to reading more. Happy Thursday!

The Pink Growl said...

Hilarious!

Pamela said...

Bahahah! I really thought he was stalked and started cracking up when I realized what you were talking about.
Bieber owes your husband millions. You guys should stalk him now to tell him that.

Happy Friday, beautiful!

Ginny said...

Oh the alabama swoosh. We in panama city could always recognize an Alabama boy on vacation :)

Ginny said...

Oh the alabama swoosh. We in panama city could always recognize an Alabama boy on vacation :)