Do you have baby fever?
Are you yearning for little bundle of joy?
I, however, have discovered a very good BFR (baby fever reducer).
That's all it takes.
One to two hours in there, and it will immediately reduce your fever.
Sure, they're adorable, but once you spend a few hours with them,
and find yourself completely covered (from head to toe) with unknown crustations..
-ex. snot, boogers, slimy cheeto spit, etc..-
the fever will miraculously disappear.
Forget the Tylenol.
One hundred and twenty minutes of listening to them cry and fight over an etch a sketch,
and you will be threatening your uterus.
Of course, this BFR is not permanent.
When one of the miniature people walk over to you, look at you with their big eyes, wrap their arms around your neck, rub their snotty little nose on your shoulder, give you a crooked grin and say,
"I wipe-ed my nose on your shirt,"
the crazy fever returns.
Such strange/perfect little creatures.